Mrs Up Yours McIver aka Dot-Ross McIver - trying to sell me something.
We have an author in the village. Have I told you that? Actually, now I come to think of it there are at least two - one of which is Mrs Up Yours. She has a blog Unbound - which is so bonkers it comes with a health warning. She was wittering about nearly slipping on an iced-up banana skin while out jogging this morning [as if...]. I'm sure she said that! Only, obviously she realises now she's lost the plot and deleted the post. Just as well as I was going to sue her for defamation or summut as the banana skin wasn't frozen when I last saw it. And the weather is really quite mild at the moment. Apart from the days it snowed. And those when it froze. Apart from that.