Sailing by

Yeay! We have a wee boatee. The sort with a big pole sticking up, lots of wire string, an engine and that sort of thing. Look, it's got a thing that wobbles around when you move the boat too. Supposed to tell you which way to go or something. Might have to learn that bit up!

The wooden bit is the front door into the housey bit. Very small housey bit without any room for a darkroom more's the pity. Yes, that's the pole bit laying on top of the boat. It's not meant to be like that. It has to stick up in the air so you can hang a blanket or something from it to make the boatee move.

Look, that's me 'sailing'. Granted the boatee was on the trailer in the yard and the pole thing was still down but my visualisation is very good you know. I had a lie down soon after since I was getting sea-visualisation sick.

She's called Freyja [The Fishwife].



Now go and listen to this - eat your heart out Mrs Up Yours