tell it like it is

I'm sadding up of late. You see, my lovely dentist Joanna is departing for pastures new - on the mainland. Long seduced by the charms of our island, Joanna is moving to Glasgow! Glasgow, yes that's right. Of all places. My goodness some people are gluttons for punishment.

I think Joanne was as sad as me when she finished my last treatment. I know it looks like she was pleased I was out of the door, but surely it was just a facade, a show, or something.