Wall

Did you realise I like walls?

I do.

At the wedding of Joby & Sophie Ingram-Dodd

Did I tell you I went to a wedding on the mainland? No, well, we went to a wedding on the mainland recently. Nice too. I took some snaps while I was there. Special snaps with a character all of their own. I might have to lith one of these up - just for the happy couple so they can hide it somewhere for someone to find in fifty years time - if the human race is still talking to each other by then and has not been fried by the hot weather or, run out of food or something.

And that's a snap of me sis - probably. Maybe it's my younger sister. I like it whoever it is anyway. Look, there's a hand in her hair. EH? How did that happen ?

I'm not taking bookings despite the obvious demand for my services to, well not wedding photography that's for sure. Maybe for services to film-users. A booking might compromise my artistic socialist meditative temperament or something. And I might have to go to the mainland more often - and that would never do. Have you seen the traffic there? And the buildings? Where do they keep their sheeps?

The obligatory family group - not sure if that's my family. Can it be? Well, it could be. Yes, I think it is. At the moment anyway.

The resistance piece or whatever one calls it. Depicting the moment the groom described his profession. Or do I mean 'admitted to' ?

Either way, it's a masterpiece - just so you know!

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