Underwhelmed

The Essence of Stornoway Town

I was surprised that Stornoway was not made a city this year. I mean, what has Perth to offer that Stornoway hasn't? Does Perth have the aroma of dead fish and diesel?

No! 

I rest my case.

My recent masterpieces seemed not to elicit the response I'd rather hoped for. Anyone can make sharp and obvious snaps. Eh? So, I present to you The Essence of Stornoway Town for you to coo over. Please.

I hate to inform you that Monster Pushkin disgraced himself last night after refusing to go out into the wild weather for 'relief'. I can't really blame him for not wanting to got out but he could have chosen a better place to use. Like the cat-litter! Maybe he doesn't know what it's for.