Duel at dawn

My dear Eve contemplates the future

Pah! You 'Up Yours' Mrs woman!

A duel eh? At dawn? Not sure I can get up that early at this time of year as it happens. When is dawn anyway? 

4.25 am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have got to be joking. I'm still snuggled up to Lord Wiesmier and Eve at that time of morning. Otherwise your head would be as wet as that seal I saw in the sea yesterday. And he was wet, believe me. And your hat as tat as that whatever you were trying to sell me.

There. Be suitably warned Mrs 'Up Yours'. !!!!!!!!!!!!!