Doris Goodenough

The shop-keeper woman, otherwise known as Doris or more properly, Mrs UpYours came past the other day. We just were not quick enough to scuttle indoors and had to pass the time of day with her while she stood and thought up another plot for her blockbuster novels. It's probably going to centre around black sheep and the kindly Crofter I shouldn't wonder.

Perish the thought!

I know, rubbish snaps. Not to worry, I am sure Doris doesn't read this stuff these days - she has plenty of better things to do with her life.