I mean; have you actually been here?

I have been here. I live here. That's what I do. Mostly.
Here in North Tolsta. But I shall show more of the delights of Stornoway, our small capitol - or at least one bit of it.

Not sure what happened here but this is definitely one bit of Stornoway.

This is another bit. By the harbour - although it's all by the harbour really. This bit is just a t ad nearer. So near that if you keep walking another 50ft past that little wheeled cafe, you'll fall in and be over-kissed by Sammi the seal.

No, I hadn't been in the pub. It's an individual style. Just not a well developed style yet!

Oh, it's a buzzing place right enough.

Loook

Here is a car-park. And a loo.
That's how we do things here. Nothing but the best.

Don't bother me please!

I walk up there some days. I didn't today as it's raining cats and sheeps.
I'm sitting in listening to fine play on radio4 [that's BBC and everything] called School Drama. Do listen if you have half a chance.