Hello Houston, we have a problem; it's only a little one though so don't panic.

Her Highness HCB is doing nicely don't you know. The warm sun shining in through the dirty windows of our hoosey has brought forth her beauty. She is blooming.  She doesn't dance too much though, or sing for that matter. And never have I found her buying a ticket for a football match - so she is practically a saint apparently - and a royal one at that. EH?

As one might expect one cannot photograph such a beauty without her permission - and we are still in negotiations  Her Highness did concede to these snaps though.

Please curtsey.