The day I went over there and then came back again.

I didn't want to go. But I had to only later to find out there was no point. Oh well, at least I got paid.

Apparently, it's going to rain, and blow and snow.

On the 25th too. 75mph gusts that day! According to the weather tinternet site of choice that is. Yes, here. On the island and everything. The winds's howling as I write, HHHCB is hiding from the noise refusing to go out and the fire is burning brightly as the roof tiles flap about and the walls rattle.
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See how the wind was earlier today - as it blew me all over the place. Makes the snap look proper nice.

Told you it was Windy.

And don't forget the check out Mr Banting.

Plans

I have made plans. I may not stick to them but I do have plans for things.

I'm probs going to up-make a calendar with a few friends over at FILMWASTERS. The sort of calendar that commences on April 1st that is. It should have lots of lovely snaps in it too - from Filmwasters contributors and everything. Keep looking here and over at Filmwasters for more details - as it progresses.

And I'm doing a collab project with Toots Wilson. Looking at the sameness between here and the coast of Spain - or something like that. On film and everything. Mr Toots is doing the Spanish bit on account of his gaff there and a forthcoming visitation. If he gets out of the bar that is :-)

I might include this snap. Not too much blurriness to up-fed Mr Toots and all.

And I have other things to do. Like run a class on alternative photo techniques - on the island here! Where else?

And drink a Gin. I might drink a gin or two. I might.

Trellis talk

Mr Trellis has a new bloggette. I think you will like it. I do.

So that's alright then.

Totally unrelated crappy shot. by Me

Walter

We were there, the last sesh of year. A bit of chiGong with our master Walter. Me ChiGonging and snapping with the Perkeo. Can you imagine?

Of course, I forgot the lightmeter so I guessed the light - badly.

Then I compounded the situation by developing it in PQ print developer. Eh? I like it.

I like Walter too. Takes a great sesh. So chilled out afterwards - and moving well too.

No it was not just I and Walter there were others too. But Walter was The One.

I'm rather liking this stuff - even though I say it myself. Wouldn't want too many peeps liking it as I would have to change my style. Nothing quite like guessing exposure, focus and development for getting a nice series of snaps eh?

And no, I'm not taking commissions.

The Edge - with Mr Toots

Blimin heck! Talk about hard work!

[the next bit has been edited - by me!.]

 I have almost a complete project now. I shall call it Homage to THE EDGE :-)

Was this the Cadogan Hotel?

This should have been at the Cadogan Hotel, only it wasn't. It should have been Oscar Wilde but it wasn't. Pity really.

It was Toots in An Lanntair. :-)

Smoking

It's a print. That's why the edges are bent - twas like that when I snapped it up with the phone. I like it that way.

I should go on a retreat. You know the sort of thing; sit around humming mantras, breath one's watching and doing nothing but finding oneself - and I really need to do that. I've long fancied this place, I just love meditation and all that. But then Eve, my dear civil wifey tells me a trip to Japan might be nice. Japan! Eh? Now, we do have a few friends there and all that but what's wrong with Blackpool?  Just about everything as it happens. So, been looking at the interweb thing and found this. Nice eh? Sort of ticks a few boxes at once. 

What a great idea, then we can visit here too. I might even be persuaded to shop there.

This one is not a print - although I have done one - only it's easier to show the neg-scan

Too sharp for me. You can see what it is and everything. Must have made a mistake.

I hate shopping of any kind so at least it gave me something to do while dearest Eve filled our hand-basket with fruit and veg while seemingly the rest of the shoppe visitors filled theirs with ready-meals and biscuits! Possibly.

[I was sneaking a biscuit in our basket too - or trying to ]

He was there

See, that fella-me-lad Windy was there, sat sitting waiting for his tea to go cold while I shot this here camera at him with some fine Chinese film. And everything. He's only just there now. That's what happens when Mr Windy sits in front of the camera. I think his camera spirit goes walkabout or something. He's ok though. I've checked.

Came blinking out of the darkish room yesterday after a short sojourn in the glow of a red light to find it was darker outside - at 3pm! Could have done the enlarging bit in the road. Would be better air a least. Although is was blowing a minor hoolie - a hoolette - out there so might have played havoc with the paper. Probably wouldn't have made a jot of difference really. See, this masterpiece I made - onto Forte RC cooltone paper toned in Sepa and shot here with the phone thing. Obviously, it makes the print look better than it really is. Eh?

I did tell you

The Perkeo has been in action. I took it out with some GP3 film and shot the ever increasing pre-consumption buying in Stornoway. You'd have thought there was no more food in the world. Little thought of those who produce the stuff, transport the stuff only for most of it to be thrown away it seems. Despite that Scottish peoples eat less fresh food than the English so I hear on the radio.

I have nothing to say

I've been too busy. I'm tired. I need a rest.

Sorry and all that.

B U R P Event - - Thank you Mr Banting

Complete and utter mess-up of the dodgy kind on my part. I set this up to post today - without finishing the post then promptly forgot about it! Sorry and all that. I have now added the entries - although Mr Coelyne who promised faithfully to send one in has yet to oblige!

By Andy 'Trellis' Forbes. Filmus Monochromus | The Blog | Project Double-X

So, the first image is by that Mr Trellis fella. I rather like it. Having said that you can almost see what it is and the grain is somewhat hidden - lacking in grunge [no idea what grunge is to be honest but it sounds right!]. A fine entry all the same. Down-graded because he had an earlier showing due to the pre-publication posting. I know that's my mistake but who is writing the rules round here anyway?

Franco. @ http://fotografiaapedali.blogspot.co.uk/

The next one wasn't entered. But nicked the image off Franco's site as I'm sure he would have entered if he spoke English :-). Taken with a Lomo LCA and the great Polypan-50 film. Love this image to be honest. I mean, what is there not to like? Eh? And those doggies eh? Did I not mention there should be doggies in the snap? Oh bad luck the rest of you.

Selfie - John Banting. http://unknownphotos.blogspot.co.uk/

Mr Banting went above and beyond writing a text to got with his snap!

"Alright, so it's not as easy as it looks.  

I thought I'd have a bit of a play around for a few minutes and make a 
blurry image for the Boxes & Bellows blurrtastic readers compilation. 

That's when I found the fine line between rubbish and an image. 

Then, as instructed, I took a click over to look at the Igor Posner site, 
and unfortunately I can see that I stayed on the wrong side of this line. 

However, the attached are my submissions for the Blurred Unfocussed Recycled 
Photograph 2013 event. (It needs an acronym). 

  

I should be disqualified immediately because no film was exposed in the 
making of these images, and something somewhere is probably in focus, and 
they spent a bit of time in Photoshop getting ready for you. "

Well, there you are; obviously Mr Banting didn't listen at secretarial college as his line spacing is all over the place! Have you no idea? eh? Added to that Mr Banting sent TWO snaps - completely outside the rules. Obviously trying too hard - especially seeing it was a 'selfie' [wash my mouth out with soap and water for saying that] too. I'll get back to you Sir.

Portrait of Fred - by Keith Thompson

Ha, ha!. Now that's an interesting snap. I'm supposing it's not a 'selfie [wash my..... etc] although not having met the fella I wouldn't know. I seem to recall a beard being involved - but then my memory is not what it was. And I may not have seen a snap of Mr Keith anyway. I might have dreamt him - and if I did this is probably a good likeness.  Anyway, not a doggie in sight! Nice entry though Mr Keith - and if I could remember your website of capitalist massaging or whatever it is, I'd have linked it. In fact, if you could send it, I will.

Man with doggie - Mr Windy http://windywandering.blogspot.co.uk/

Oh well done Mr Windy, you seem to have embraced the doggie theme very well - in the title. Not a sign of dog-blurr in the snap though. Did you take this in Stornoway since it is a bit dark ? I did not say darkness was a prerequisite to be honest. Did I not tell you that? Serves you right for missing lunch the other day. Albeit that missing lunch with me was my or rather Toot's fault anyway. And your image seems to have infected this post with centring of the text which I cannot remove. Obviously that's a mark against it. 

Ok, now the difficult bit; the judging. I shall be showing these entries later to both Lord Wiesmier, Pirate of this parish and HHHCB. If Lord Wiesmier ignores the snap and HHHCB sits on it, you have won. I get the casting vote. Transparent voting eh? Re-visit soon - and thanks for all the dubious entries. :-)

Don't you just love a Trellis?

See this? This that up there, the snap and everything! Like it? I mean, DO YOU LIKE IT? 

I like it although I have been less inclined than I might to show it in case you did liked it too much. Mr Andy of the Trellis type recently pointed out the fine work of Igor Posner whose work is fab. I mean, just fab. Really fab. I mean, I like it a lot so thought I'd show you these of mine. Please don't like them too much otherwise I won't feel able to show this type of image again.

But that Igor fella Wow! Go and have a look and then look at Mr Trellis type person's web-presence here and then come back for more, more ... stuff.

Ok, here's an Igor image to be going on with;

Copyright - Igor Posner

Many thanks to Andy 'Trellis' Forbes for this.

More byke and again with essence of silver.

See, I do print from tyme to tyme. Got carried away with the 5 filter as I rather like the effect. Cropped 6x6 neg that had been over-developed. Isn't that the way to do it?

Of course I have been mesmerised with the work of  Daido Moriyama who used his point and shoot film cameras to good effect. And I just love Michael Ackerman's work too. If these fellas can use contrast to good effect, I can try can't I?

Granted I haven't got the style, the composition, the subject matter or the skill, but I do have the contrast.

Look, I found a snap of a bike I have

See, a proper bike and everything. Taken with a proper camera - Voigtlander Perkeo on crappy film - GP3.

Back in the day

I used to be a racing cyclist. Back some time - before I got tired and everything. Both my parents were racing cyclists too and Eve my dear partner was as well. As it happens, I can't  find any snaps of my time with bikes - although i might be able to drag one out from the 9 years I worked as  coach at the Manchester Velodrome. I say might.

One thing that sticks in my mind was my bikes. There's a few in the loft as I write; A lovely green Argos made with very light Ishiwata tubing - that was kindly given to me by Mr Wilman. In fact over the years I had several Argos frames - I still have my last road bike that Arthur made for me when the one before that - built by Mark Edwards - snapped. Twice. :-) The latter frame has lasted - well, a few years.

Not any of these bikes I mention but Eve on her Winter.

I've had a Witcomb track bike too. And a lovely TJ cycles flying gate track bike - the linked snap is actually my old bike now in a museum or something :-)

I also rode frames by Clive Stuart, Carlton flyer track - swoped a ladies bike I had for it at Sawyers Cycles in Chippenham. A Hetchins curly road frame, a large Rotrax road bike, an Allin track and road frame. An Edison track bike. Oh, and there are two 'Racelite' track frames in the loft - Eve and mine last track bikes - from the now gone Bike shop in Bath

And yes the print in grainy. And blurry. I like it that way :-)

With the Fujica

Our now sadly missed island exile Mrs Coelyne now residing comfortably down near some forsaken place in Engerland kindly gave me this camera. It's nice, if a little bulky. But it takes nice snap if you point it in the right direction. And twiddle the knob things correctly. I just carry the thing around and snap snap at random. Bound to get something right one day.

Eve and I were out Keose way when we came across these shrine-like objet-d'art to Jonathan Meades . Pure Hebridean.

Byke

Eve cycled away. From the place where I stood, camera in hand. I stood here, camera still in hand but I took a chance, placed it to my eye and snipped a snap.

The other day, some time back, way before time was like it is today someone asked me what I did to promote myself. I don't. You may have noticed that. The answer is; [and here you need a notepad or a piece of paper and something to make a mark on it] when you have found something of a style, a way of expressing yourself that pleases other people, change. Immediately. Change to what pleases you.

There, I have said it.

I got carried away

Sorry.

Got carried away with the old Keiv60/6c or whatever the model is. 'It' hasn't been working properly for ages so I took it out with some cheap Chinese film inside to create a bit of grunge. Eve rode off on her bicycle in the still and warmish [for the time of year] air and I stood standing pointing the weighty brute that is the Kiev at this. Snip snap - all in low light and everything. The Brute still works. Not much grunge at all - bar the bits of sweet and sour in the film emulsion- apart from that.

Guessed the development with some re-used ID11 and came up with this. Nearly this anyway, as I added the darker bit with the pooter thing. I might do that in the darkroom too - and slosh it in lith. I might.

Up here it was. Just down the road about a bit-ish from Stornoway on the east side. The Wild East I think.